These are some of the rights the robot learned from the human back in the past.
"Continuing what I mentioned about the Universal Human rights, here are the first 5 of the 30."
"Article 1) We are all born free and equal"
"Article 2) These rights belong to everyone, not just you or me."
These are my rights.
No they're mine.
THEY'RE EVERYONE'S YOU NINCOMPOOPS!
"Article 3) We all have the right to life, and to live in freedom and safety."
Come back here, you didn't even do anything wrong!
You'll never take me alive!
"Article 4) Nobody has the right to make us into slaves and we cannot make anyone our slaves."
But I'm not even human!
Even me? not EVEN i CAN HAVE SLAVES?
It still counts.
Exactly, Evil Overlord!
"Article 5) Nobody and I repeat NOBODY has any right to hurt or torture us in anyway."
Evil Overlord, is that you again?
Uhh...i WASN'T GOING TO HURT ANYONE...
I still don't find it fair for me...
And those were some of the many Rights you humans live by. They were made to ensure that everyone lives happily and safely. So I hope you take remember these and learn about the many more we live by. Farewell for now.