I can't wait to go worship myself, the great Satan, in this Erie looking abandoned church.
Have you prepared the sacrifice my children?
Wait Satan, you can't follow Satanism, its against my religion and societal expectation and norms, I also do not want to die, please don't kill me Satan. ):
FOOL, Satan follows no rules, he also knows his rights in his country and knows that he is allowed to worship and follow the beliefs of the religion he chooses, right Jeff.
That's right Satan, under the first amendment your religious freedom is protected, allowing you to worship what ever god, tree, or rock you want to idolize, within the parameters of the law of course.
Thanks Jeff, Ill make sure to only take his soul and leave a lifeless husk behind, thank you for clarifying my rights, and to what extent I may follow my beliefs.