Once upon a time in a faraway land lived a princess named, Anastasia. She was beautiful and kind. Her father, the king, had just recently passed away. Her mom quickly remarried an evil and cruel man.
He would use Ana and her mother as his maid.
Ana had had enough of him so, one day, she ran away. She ran away to a place where no one would be able to find her.
Suddenly she found a tiny, broken-down house covered in foliage. When she went inside she noticed something rustling in the corner. “Hello ma’am, why are you in my house?” Ana jumped back in fear. “I didn’t mean to scare you, my name is Doc. I live here with my brothers.” Suddenly seven goats entered out of the darkness. “Hello… my name is Anastasia but you can call me Ana. ” Ana continued to tell the goats everything that happened. ”You can stay here with us if you would like,” offered Doc, “let me introduce you to everyone. This is Dopy, that’s Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy, Happy, and then there's Grumpy.”
While Ana stayed at the seven goats home, she repaid them by cleaning the house, cooking them delicious meals, and taking care of the seven goats. One evening the seven goats went off to farm crops. They crossed rivers, crossed bridges, and climbed hills to get to the farm. As soon as the seven goats got to the farm they worked their tails off by farming most of the day. Just before the sun went down the seven goats finished their work and left the farm. On their way home, they crossed rivers, crossed bridges, and climbed hills but as they were trotting along a dirt path, they saw a figure laying down in the middle of the dirt pathway. The seven goats went to investigate the strange figure. As they got closer to the figure they saw that the strange figure was a man. The goats tried their best to wake up the man but they failed to. So the goats debated on what to do. “What do we do?” said Bashful, “We could just leave him here,” murmured Grumpy, “Why don’t we bring him with us ?” Happy suggests, “We can't bring him, he’s too heavy,” blurted Sleepy, “Why don’t we leave him here and we could come back here with Ana and she could help us?” Sneezy questioned. All the seven goats agreed with Sneezy. After they all agreed with Sneezy the seven goats continued with their walk back home. When they all got home they all told Ana during dinner. “WE ALL SAW A MAN ON THE TRAIL!” yelled Happy, Bashful agrees with Happy “YEA YEA”, “it seemed like the man was sleeping” informed Dopy, Ana was surprised with what she was hearing. She didn’t expect people to be in the forest since it was far from civilization. Ana and the seven goats agreed to go back to the man as soon as they wake up. After dinner, they all went to bed. The next morning after breakfast, they ventured out to find the sleeping man. ”Are we going the right way?” Ana questioned. “ I think so” Doc answered. ”I thought it was this way” interrupted Grumpy. All the goats started yelling at each other when Ana wandered off and found the man. “Over here!” yelled Ana. The seven goats all followed her footprints to find Ana staring at the man.
Ana started to slap the man across the face 7 times the goats all stared in confusion. Out of nowhere Grumpy started to say “You go sista!” Even though Ana slapped him the man didn't wake up so Ana slapped him for another 7 times. After Ana slapped the man for a total of 14 times he still didn't wake up so the seven goats told Ana to punch the man, so she punched the man 3 times. After Ana slapped the man 14 times and punched the man 3 times he still didn't wake up. The goats had no other ideas on how to wake up the man but, Ana had one more idea. Ana plucked a feather from a nearby turkey then proceeded to tickle the man's nose with it. After Ana tickled the man’s nose the man jolted up and sneezed. The man then looked around with a confused face.” what the heck is going on where am I why am I here who are you where is my donkey?” stuttered the man. ” Wait are you who I think you are?” questioned Grumpy, “I don’t know who you’re thinking about?” answered the man, “What's your name?” Grumpy demanded. “I’m Shrek,” said the man, “Oh my gumballs it really is you! Can I get an autograph?” demanded Grumpy, Shrek replied with “Umm Ok goat”. -SiGNeD sHReK