Smaller Surface Areas of CaCO3 reacts much faster when mixed with HCL, than a larger surface Area. In this comic, an overweight man (Larger Surface Area) and his wife (HCL) are shown after just being married. The skinnier man (Smaller Surface Area) and his wife (HCL) are shown just married as well. In 20 years, the skinnier man and his wife have divorced because their relationship deteriorated at a much higher rate. The heavier man is still in love with his life, because Larger Surface Areas do not deteriorate as fast.
Oh, hi [HCl]Cindy. I'm good, you?
I'm fine. Hey, let's sit down for a bite to eat and talk!
Hey [HCl]Marge! How are you? Long time no see.
So... how have you been?
Oh my! I'm so happy for you two [HCl]Cindy
Oh, well, you know how they say that the attractive men will break your heart?
Well, me and [CaCO3] Stan have been together for nearly 20 years now! Who ever said Skinny guys just can't commit was just plain wrong!
Thanks, what about you? How's your marriage?
No, he chose food over me. He ate his way out of my life.
Oh, well, I married [CaCO3]George Goldstein. Who knew someone could eat so much kosher food without breaking Halakha?
At least not to their wives.
Oh, that jewish boy from school? so... are you two still together?
My goodness, I am so sorry. I guess it's the heavy men who can't commit, huh?