This is my crush Christine Caniglia. She's way out of my league. I would do anything to be with her.
Maybe I will get one. I'll go check it out.
Jeremy you're such a dork. But if you bought a squip you would be cool and popular. You may even have a chance with Christine.
Thanks for the 500 bucks. Here's your squip. It's up to you on how you take it. But most people say it works best with mountain dew. Also remember this is untested technology I take no responsibility over what you do to it... or what it does to you.