I can pay to get the pants cleaned for you but I can't afford a new suit!
You must buy me a whole new suit!
You should leave my little bro alone!
Everyone, calm down!!
I support you!
Austria told me that I had to buy them a whole new suit! I knew I did something wrong so I offered to get the plants cleaned but they were being completely unreasonable!
And of course, Germany took Austria's side, but luckily I had Russia to back me up! Britain tried to stay in the middle and not pick a side but that doesn't last long.
And before I knew it, there was a full out brawl!! Austria gets out of control and punches Russia which is ridiculous! And Italy does nothing really but takes credit fot everything! I don't remember much after that, but everything was chaos!