Yeah my Dad, Apollo, teaches me things too. We hang out all the time and he promised me I could ride the sun chariot.
Yeah my Dad's super chill. He's Zeus, lord of the sky. He teaches me all kinds of things. Do even know your Dad?
That sounds fake... but, okay.
I'll prove it to you. I'll go visit my father right now and ask him.
Hello, Apollo, sorry to bother you but, one of your sons is on his way to see you and I think he's in serious danger.
ugh. I'm so not in the mood for this.
Well first of all... haven't you ever heard of a thing called an "invitation". Second, you can ride the sun chariot but, you MUST make sure that you stay in the middle lane or you will mess up the temperature of the earth.
Hey Dad... I know we never met before but, I need a big favor....
Phaethon was so concerned about being seen that he flew too close to the Earth. This caused the earth to burn up because it was too close to the sun.