Haven't you realized that It was your precious little humans who did this to you? They've emitted so many CFC's that Mr. Refrigerant and I have been able to form an army big enough to crush you forever.
Please don't do this! Humans don't deserve it!
I can't believe this! But it makes so much sense. That's why the more time I spent protecting humans in the stratosphere, the weaker I got. Now, I will be gone forever and they will suffer the consequences of their actions... I feel myself fading already. I -
And now, my rays, together with Mr. Refrigerant's CFC Gang, will destroy you! BUAHAHAHAH!
NOW?!? Come on!!! Don't be such a party pooper, dude! The best is yet to come. We get to sit back and watch the world LITERALLY BURN.
Well, that was slightly anticlimactic. Can I go home now?
Without Captain Ozone, most plants quickly died. The food chain was thrown off balance, and mass extinction soon followed as species struggled to find vegetation or other animals to eat.
Skin cancer rates soared. However, many didn't even live to get skin cancer because the Earth was no longer able to feed a growing population.
Let's not kill ourselves – or at least let's leave animals and the Earth out of it. The end.