Jacob: Will you please move your bear to your side of the car? It's giving me the creeps, and has been for the past seven hours. Ophelia: Then why didn't you say something seven hours ago? Jacob: Will you just move it? Ophelia: Democracy, Jacob. Everyone in the back seat is entitled to their own rights. Jacob: Just move him out of my elbow space, O.
Ophelia: TED BOWS TO NO ONE'S ELBOWS!! *aims Ted* Jacob: *slams down window button* AH! Don't throw! Ophelia: *chucks the bear* WAR IS UPON YOU!! *Ted flies out window*
Mom: Are you kids okay back there? *Jake and Ophelia nod* Mom: Careful not to spill that grape juice back there. Orange juice, sure you can clean out, but grape sticks likes leech *Ophelia smiles maliciously* Jacob: Ophelia...I promise I'll buy you a new one when we get to Uncle Jim's... Ophelia: *cackles evilly*