One scratch card please. Could I have that one called "Out of this World Winnings?"
I mean, why not?
WHAT THE HECK!!!
Kasai is walking home, and he finds a couple dollars on the ground. He decides to try his luck and buys a scratch off lottery card. Looking at the options, he decides to get on called, "Out of this World Winnings." The man running the shop winks as he sells him the card.
You can really make rich?
Of course, all you need to do is tell your people that we're coming
Kasai scratches off the card, but instead of finding $3,000,000, he finds a message. It reads, "Do you want to make it rich? Do you want to be worshiped by your peers as the richest human? We're sure you do, and then call 673(688)-377-7223." Kasai looks back at the shop who sold him the card, but the man has vanished.
Hey look, it's the creep!
Kasai called the number, and talked to a voice which didn't sound that human. The voice told him to meet at a intersection of streets. When Kasai got there and didn't see anything. He looked up and saw a beam of light heading towards him, and when it hit Kasai, he started floating upwards.
Kasai ended up in a spaceship miles away from Earth. The aliens that brought him here explain that they could make him rich, and all they need is to tell people that they've come to this Earth to see how the humans act and interact with each other, simply as observers.
Kasai was sent back down to Earth, money in hand, where he told everyone about the aliens that were coming. No one believed him, especially when he said they were coming to observe them. Everyone thought he was either crazy or he would use these "Aliens" to watch people. When they came, Kasai was getting sued for stalking people.
Kasai had to hire lawyers to fight the lawsuits, and there were a lot. His money that he had gained was quickly draining away. In desperation, he reached out to the aliens. All he got back was a text on his phone saying, "We said we would give it to you, not that we would help you keep it."