Oh! Uh... I don't really love you that much, but maybe we should get married.
Oh Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
But you are a montague.
I love you, Romeo
That doesn't matter, I'll change my name if I have to.
I am right here, my love!
Should I listen or just leave?
I now pronounceth thee husband and wife
Oh God! what have I done?
Thou art banished.
Oh mary mother of god on a bicycle, Romeo got banished! WHat shalleth I do, Friar Lawrence?
Ok, so, I need you to drink this potion thing, it will look like you are dead, but you won't be, and in four days I will be at the tomb were all of the other Capulets are burried. After four days, I will have convinced the people to let Romeo back in and I will be there with him when you wake up, and you can liv3e happily ever after.