I just don't see how they're like that. No one does.
They do better than everyone else in school and sports, and they always seem happy! And they don't do drugs or alcohol like we do! My mom has considered transferring me to another school because she doesn't think it's a good one, but they're doing fine here!
What do they do?
Dude, what do you do different from everyone else that makes you so...happy?
Their secret is meditation!
Not much. We have found that daily meditation helps us a lot.
Ever since all the students started meditating, average grades have increased and our sports teams have been winning more.
Even better, our Google rating has improved, and we have a third more students enrolled for next year! I think we should put meditation into the curriculum.