In a beautifal Italian villa surrounded by lucious green grass lived....QUICKSILVER
Quicksilver plots to rob the ship in his cave miles below earths surface
Type command to mercury minnions here:
USS Treasury to bring over 5.3 billion in top secret government project
He sends his minions to take over the ship
USS Treasury. Point of attack 120.2376543
!ALERT! IRON MAN EXPECTED TO GIVE PROTECTION !ALERT!
His minions take a wire. Electrify the boat and give the all clear to Quicksilver. (He's to dense to swim)
The minions promptly spread their toxcicness and killed the gaurds
Quicksilver burst through the halls of the ship taking out guards using his powers. Some shot at him and he just let bullets pass through him. (He was liquid). Others didn't have time to even draw their weapons.
As Quicksilver broke into the vault he started destroying all the objects in it.
Yes! the report was wrong. Iron Man isn't here.
Quicksilver went to sleep. Another job well done.