Romeo meets Juliet at a dance party that Juliet's parents are having. Romeo falls for Juliet immediately. He thinks she is the best dancer he's ever seen. Juliet's parents, the Capulets, don't like Romeo or his family because they are Democrats. Juliet's dad thinks that Romeo is a loser who will never amount to anything. Romeo's parents tell him never to be around any Capulet because they are Republicans and only care about money. Romeo defies his parents and sneaks over to Juliet's window to tell her he loves her and asks her to the prom. Juliet's dad arranges Juliet to go the prom with his boring intern. Romeo goes to Juliet's house to pick her up for prom but sees another guy picking her up. He leaves and thinks she doesn't love him back. He goes home and starts packing his bags to drive across the country in his van, his heart is broken. Juliet finds him as he is about to leave, and she jumps in the van with him to go live on the road and be together forever.
Hey isn't that Romeo?
Wow! He's the sweetest potato I've ever seen! I think I'm in loooooove! I can't believe he came to my house for my dance party! He's so brave!
WHOA! She is the coolest girl I have ever seen! I think I'm in love! Where did she learn to dance like that? She can cut a mean rug! I must talk to her tonight after the party without her parents finding out!
Juliet's party is bussin!
I saw that Montague boy at the dance party and I do not want you hanging out with him! He's a loser Democrat like his parents!
You're ruining my whole life! You don't understand me at all! I'll show you!
Son, you have to be careful of those Capulets. They are Republicans! Stay away from them!! ALL of them!!!
I can't stay away! You don't understand me!
Hey Juliet! I'm trying to hide so your parents don't catch me here. I think you're the coolest girl I've ever seen and I would love to take you to the PROM! Will you go with me!?
I think you're the coolest too and my parents are wrong to think otherwise when they don't even know you! I would love to go to the prom with you! It would be a dream come true!
She's still standing out here! So she's telling me there's a chance! She' just might love me forever yet!
Surprise! I arranged your PERFECT prom date! My intern, Blaine, Head of Republican Communications! He's here to pick you up! I'm letting him drive the Lambo tonight! Reservations are all set!
WHAAAT!! NO! What did you do? I never agreed to this!
OH NO! There's someone else there with her, another boy all dressed up! I can't hear them, but it looks like she is happily surprised! OHNO! She must be going to prom with him instead! I'm going to run away!
I have to find Rmeo
Juliet! You're here! But I thought you were going to the prom with someone else! I saw you with him! I was so sad, I decided to leave town, finish school online, and go find a group of vanners living on the road, save some kittens on my way, and find the meaning of life. Our parents are ridiculous for not letting us hang out! I need to get away from that! COME WITH ME!
My dad set me up! I was ready to go with you, but he arranged for me to go with his boring intern, and I was so mad! NO CAP! My parents are beyond extra about not hanging out with you. He doesn't know you, and only thinks you're no good because of things he's read, never seen himself. I can't handle it anymore! I'm ready to go with you! Let's just leave now, never ever come back! I only want to Netflix and Chill with you forever!
I'm so happy we hit the road! Let's never look back!