No, get out Sly. Youre drunk and have already broken enough glasses.
We are going to make Sly think he is a lord and laugh at him
Yes, my lord
You need anything my lord?
Lord? Im no Lord. Im a Tinker!
A drunk hobo named Sly, walks into a bar screaming and yelling at the hostess for another drink, while being aggressive and breaking things.
You are going to pretend to be Sly's wife. Make it look real. Its gonna be really funny to watch!
Youve been crazy for 15 years. You ARE a Lord. Your wife has missed you terribly.
The Lord returns from his hunting trip wanting to have a good laugh. So he wants to play a trick on Sly so that he thinks that he is a Lord when he awakens from passing out since he was so drunk. The Lord gets all his servants in on the trick.
Wife? I am a lord! Wife lets go to bed!
We cant. Your doctors said you could relapse
Sly awakens to having wine and good food and servants around him telling him he is a Lord. He is very confused and does not believe anything that they say.
Better be good or hurry up! I wanna go to bed with my wife.
The Lord tells his servant or page, names Bart that he is to follow Sly's orders and act like a wife should like kiss him and everything to convince him that he is a Lord.
The servants tell Sly that hes been going crazy for 15 years and that's why he does not remember anything. He finally is convinced when the servants tell Sly he has a wife.
Actors show up to put on a play, The taming of the Shrew, for Sly and the rest of the guest in the Lords house.