If you care so much about ticks, why don't you just sweep the crumbs off and go to bed?
Why did you eat on my bed? There's crumbs all over!
Later that night
...and then he died!
I need to pee, but I am too scared to go out in the dark. looks like i have to use that bottle
You were rude and inconsiderate to me, and you will pay for it!
The next morning
Thanks! I am. but I'm just really nervous..
uh.. I'm not so sure about this, but if it helps my case!
i have just the remedy! me and the boys found this unattended bottle of liquor last night and we all took a sip, you were sleeping so we saved some just for you, It'll boost your confidence! go for it.
Hey Michael! You look great, ready to meet your possibly new parents?
I JUST DRANK PEE! YUCK! MY CLOTHES ARE RUINED! YUCK!
What a preposterous child! we will not adopt him!