This wallet belongs to Lionel P. Twotooth. If found, please call 1-204-757-6043
Oh yeah! So if we look up his name in the phone book, it will tell us his address!
Hey! 757 is the first three digits of Lockport phone numbers!
There will be a brief pause while Cob finds the phone book. In the meantime, hum the Imperial March. Are you finding you are passing the time? Good. Oh look, Cob is back, sorry for the interruption. Now return to your regularly scheduled story. There will be no further announcements. We hope. Sincerely GlenThe Scroll Writer Guy