Hey you comrades, thanks for waking up in the middle of the night to come to this meeting.
Ok, didn't know if you guys noticed or not, but the humans are worthless. They can't lay eggs, they can't plant or harvest a crop, ANYTHING. They are selfish and easily upset - they are no better than beasts! Luckily, we're much smarter and well behaved than them. I think we'd be better off without them, who's with me?!
In order to exist, we must rebel! REBELLION IS THE ANSWER!!
I HAVE A DREAM!! That my fellow comrades will no longer be ruled by human beings, but will be at liberty to live in peace and prosperity!!
But yeah, thanks again for showing up for the meeting. Before you go, I wanna teach you this annoyingly catchy song that I'm sure will eventually cause a rebellion!