On my grandmas birthday I ran out of sugar for her cake! As well, I had a terrible sneezing cold!
" Go away wolf! and your granny can sit on a pin!"
I went to my neighbors house, who by the way made his house out of straw. I knocked on the door and asked nicely "Little pig little pig are you in?". There was no answer I was about to leave when I felt a little tickle in my nose and then I huffed and snuffed and accidently blew down his house, but after that he was just dead so I decided why waste a perfect meal and ate him up
Achoo Achoo Achooooooooooo
After that I went to the next house down who was related to the first guy you know, and you won't believe it but the same thing happened I asked for sugar and he said no and as I was leaving I felt a sneeze and blew the house down then ate him up
He tried to blow my house down!
I was ready to try one more time at the first and second little pig's brother who was obviously smarter considering his house material choice, brick. I asked again "little pig little pig are you in?". This time I got a very snappy comeback " go away wolf! and your granny can sit on a pin!"
Now I was mad no one talks about my granny like that! I was really trying to blow down his house this time!
Like I said this guy was the smarted builder so I couldn't blow down his house. Then I guess the little porker called the police so I was taken away and I never got that cup of sugar