Now, now, Calm down and take a deep breath and tell me what happen maybe it will make you feel better.
You won't believe what happened down at the Tavern...those people made me so mad and they made me do the unthinkable!
You see, my dearest friend Remington has many dreadful flaws that I mustn't tell..but he has gotten to the point where he has cut his wrist and tried once to drown himself in the bathing water.
Yes, I agree
Oh my gosh! we must seek out help for him before he harms himself again or worse!
My plan will be so flawless and so unique that Carter would have to think twice to EVER again to tell my secrets, he must pay!
Once there was a guy named Remington who has a bed temper and has trust issues, the only person he trusted is his only friend Carter. Carter has to eat blueberries every time Remington tells one of his secrets. He made sure that Carter NEVER tell his secrets by keeping a magical rose, and whenever Carter tells a secret they lose their petals.
Hello Remington, what did you want me to see?
Hello my dear friend Carter please come forward this way I got something to show you.
Not only did Carter tell his friends about Remington's darkest secrets, lurking behind the bushes was Remington himself. He watched them with his long dark shadow stretching out on the ground, but couldn't hear their conversation.
Remington we were wondering if you had seen Carter anywhere, we wanted to come by and say that you shouldn't be hard on Carter and were glad he came to us cause we want to help you.
WHAT?!! You insolent fool! You need to go to him now! He was only trying to help.
After seeing the wilting flower, Remington is convinced that Carter spilled his secrets now he wants revenge. Remington is sitting down at the fireplace coming up with a harrowing plan that was going put Carter in pain and misery.
I'm so sorry Carter...I should of listen to your reason but I was too selfish and incompetent to say, I just wanted you to know that you were the only person that stuck by my side through the thick and thin, I'm grateful for that.
Remington put his plan to action which consists of him of setting up a trap in the middle of the woods where a big pile of dead weeds rest, he didn't want the trap to look too noticeable, so he sprinkled a some weeds here and there across the forest floor. Under the heap laid a 10 ft whole that was impossible to get out of without the assistance of a ladder.
After leaving Carter in the gaping whole where he would perish for two whole days. Remington walked into his mansion with a smile on his until he saw Carter's friends. He told them that there looking for him and wanted to talk to Remington about how Carter came and told them about his situation and wanted to help.
Wait what? he was trying to help me..but he's 10 feet under ground right now! I must save him.
Unfortunately Remington was too late. Carter was covered head to toe with poisonous snake bites, what he didn't know was that the hole he used was actually a snake nest. Carter learned to hear people out before jumping to conclusions and then make your decision, since he didn't do so, he ended up losing one of his closes friends and he didn't even get to tell his most important secret of all, He was honored to have a friend like him.
Here lays Carter McCurry Cause of Death: Multiple poisonous snake bites. DOD: Jan 1, 1984 DOB: March 6, 1964