I was hoping that someone wouldn't bring me gold today so that I could chop off their hand. I need to do harm! Hmmmmm... I know! I could put a bunch of these Indians onto a boat and ship them across the sea in poor conditions. Most of them won't survive, but those who do will be sold into slavery. After all, these are some dirty animals!
I would like all of you guys to gather every one of your friends. We will be getting on a boat and going on a vacation!
This boat is terrible! It is cramped, stinky, and there are rats and bugs everywhere! We even only get three slices of bread for this whole "vacation"!
Of the hundreds of us sent on the journey, few of us lived because of these terrible conditions. We were just informed by one of Christopher's men that we would be sold into slavery. I would rather be dead! I can't believe this is (gasp) Wonderman!
Shhh... I'm going to help you guys get out of here and back to the Americas! But quick, hide behind those rocks! I saw that man coming this way.
Who are you? And where are my captives?!
No need for explanation. You have taken my friends agaisnt their will. You never even found India! You have just been spreading false information! I'll have you know that what you found was North America! Now its time to say goodbye to all of your pleasures.