Day 1 of Orange City
- Goofy Pale Wolf - likes to break dance;
- EViL Muchacho - nemesis to Goofy Pale Wolf, supreme douche bag, arrogant, obnoxious, creepy, asshole;
- Princess Sequoia - Princess of the Orchard, always in peril, exhausting, emotionally needy;
- Sir Snail - the brains behind Princess Sequoia. Secretly admires her. Always overlooked by everyone.
...It's a Frosty Night in Orange City...
nothing wrong with Break-Dancin'
I bet this guy looks in the mirror and thinks he is the greatest thing since microwaves.
The EVIL Muchácho
what an asshole!!!
Damn... I look sexy BUENO!!
Will the Goofy Pale Wolf foil the EViL Muchácho's DIABOLICAL PLAN?!?!?
meanwhile.... across Orange City Bay, Princess Sequoia has been planted below SEA LEVEL by EViL Muchácho.
the Goofy Pale Wolf bounds across rooftops pursuing his Nemesis!
small, nimble, light-footed, the EViL Muchácho, often lingers in the sunlight scaring people like an Industrial Satchel full of DICKS.
to be continued...
if the water rises much more, the princess could DIE!!