Greetings fellow traveler, today I will tell you a fascinating tale about a being of unlimited mediocrity.
One day, what would seem like forever, Nick was a social outcast that nobody talked to, but he didn't care. He shunned those who opposed him. Everybody opposed him, so he shunned everybody.
As he journeyed throughout the world, he would engage in boring conversations about politics or stocks. He would slay towering monstrosities with a single move with his bare hands, over and over again. Throughout his travels he would later be known as " The Man of Disappointment."
Along his death forsaken travels, which he somehow managed to survive, he comes along the path of a being of unimaginable power. His name is Wajinga.
Wajinga tell Nick of how there is a great evil in the world, greater than any other evil he has encountered through Nick's travels. A beast so horrifying it screams death as it lets out its devastating roar. It strikes fear itself as it strikes its opponents. It stood as tall as three mountains. In fact, it was a mountain itself. If not It was plenty bigger. He is "The Evil to End All Evils." He is Suleyk Dinok.
As soon as Nick discovered this he rushed to the tower that Suleyk made his home. He tried to figure out a way to defeat it when he realized he was like any other monster he had faced and he used his famous one-move bare-hand technique. Suleyk was extremely angered by this, making him weaker with every hit. Soon enough, he was defeated very miserably by Nick the Mediocre. Thus, extinguishing the greatest evil in the world. Yet still, nobody liked Nick.