this is stupid I can't help Luke if I'm in England! but many the queen can!!
dear your magesty the queen I need to speak to you urgently about my brother Luke. he's got cancer and the doctors in Australia are being really slack. if I could borrow your top doctor for a few days I know. he/she would fix things up at home in no time. of course mum and dad would pay his/her fares even if it meant selling the car or getting a loan. please contact me at the above address urgently. yours sincerely- Colin mudford p.s. this is not a hoax. ring the above number and aunty iris will answer.hang up if a man answers
and my brother has dandruff, I still don't go round messing up other folks photos
please you don't understand my brother Luke has cancer and I need to speak to her urgently
no, I'm going to go see the queen about borrowing her best doctors