Ever wish you could take a tour of a castle without worrying about what it would do to your budget? Well travel through time and become a noble lady visiting a castle. I assure you it will be a simply wonderful visit. After coming here once you will want to come again.
Why hello there miss. I would like to welcome you to our comfortable castle. I hope your ride here was suitable for someone of your status. Here let me give you a tour of our humble castle. This way miss, the baron is waiting.
Please come up the stairs miss, right this way it's not much farther. Oh, and the last step wobble a little so try not to fall.
Wonder why guards are guarding a tapestry? There's a door behind it. And as you can see we have top notch security. You're perfectly safe here miss.
As I said the tapestry hides a door. If you would come this way miss.
Ah, here we are. as you can see our battlements are well guarded. Nothing to fear while you are here miss. Now just through that door over there miss.
Now here we are my fair and lovely maiden, your chambers. The servants will tend to your every need miss. As you can see our hospitality is second to none here miss. If you ever need or want anything we will provide it happily miss. Enjoy your stay.