Well, to do anything I need some proof of purchase.
Aren't I proof?
A man comes into a shop one day to return a broken clock.
Well, I can't let you return it because you could have bought it anywhere.
The clerk asks the man several questions to make him prove he bought the clock at the store.
Great, would you like to open a store card?
A new alarm clock.
The man becomes increasingly frustrated with the clerk's utter lack of help.
The man's tone completely changes when the clerk's nonchalant attitude becomes too much and demands a new clock.
Yeah, I could but I didn't. I bought it from you and now it doesn't work, so you owe me a new clock.
Well, if you open one you get a free gift.
The man and the clerk's unproductive bantering continues until the man can't take it anymore. Just before the man's about to leave, the clerk asks if the man would like to sign up for a store card to receive a free gift.