Random thought #23, if you made it to the center of a black hole, would it just instantly evaporate around you. Time and space doesn't exist at the center so it would make sense, speaking IF we COULD make it to the center.
NO, we must go.
Okay... Odysseus we don't want to leave.
Eat the Lotus flower. (They are COOL BEANS [SARCASM])
Odysseus and his men arrive at the land of the Cyclopes. They get out and Odysseus and his men arrive at the cave of Polyphemus. (There were really 12 men but I only put 4, half of the 12 would be eaten by the cyclops over the whole book 11. They later had to spend the WHOLE night in the cyclops' cave. When Odysseus had met the Cyclops he told him that his name was no man, which is important later.
(2) No, I want to meet the owner.
(3) *walks in* Who are you and why are you here?!
(1) Can we steal his stuff?
The next day Odysseus and his men devise a plan to "pop" the cyclops' eye. They heat a steak (wooden post) and ram it into his eye when he lays down to sleep. He tries to tell the other cyclops to help him but he says that "No Man" hurt him, so they don't suspect anything. The crew later sneaks out of the cave by going under the sheep that the cyclops had.
AHHHHG, help me brothers! No man has taken my eye
Poseidon, if I am truly your son and you acknowledge yourself as my father, curse Odysseus on his way home so he may die or if he must live make there be trouble at home and everything goes wrong.
"If anyone asks, say it was the brave warrior Odysseus who took your eye!"