General Zaroff, you should really lay off on the hunting because according to Dr. Phil's studies, hunting affects your adrenaline in many harmful ways.
The reason why I will not hunt is that it is proven that participating in vigorous activities such as hunting will reduce your lifespan by 0.0143%.
General Zaroff, I cannot put my life on the line. I have a beautiful wife and kids at home waiting for me. I haven't seen them in a month and I don't know what I would do if I died and was never able to see them again.