Die Troy Die 1
Updated: 3/19/2020
Die Troy Die 1

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  • You’re looking fatter than usual wife. Have you been eating all the cookies?!
  • Oh, yeah. That old sucker. Too bad I’m gonna get one of my servants to kill him.
  • I’m pregnant you overweight fool. With the baby that was prophesied to doom Troy!
  • Why hello there, are you enjoying Peleus and Thetis's wedding?
  • Wait, weren't you prophesied to end Troy? Oh, wait, that must be someone else. Yeah, I'll get my servant to kill him.
  • Yeah, I really am mum.
  • Hey, look at this apple, it says: For the most beautiful.
  • Coolio.
  • Pick me, Hera, and I will give you power and wealth.
  • I choose...Aphrodite, now gimme the girl.
  • Pick me, Aphrodite, and I will give you the most beautiful woman in the world's love.
  • Pick me, Athena, and I will give you great wisdom and victories.
  • Let's get out of here before Menelaus comes back.
  • Ok, I hated that old hag anyway, off to Troy WOOHOO!
  • We have to get my wife back! Off to Troy!
  • Yes sir, Menelaus sir!