My boys, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!
I just wonder what Grendel is up to.
Grendel the Party Crasher
Beowulf Makes His Debut!
Way back then, when there was parties throughout the day, The Danes would party all day and night, without a worry in their way. They would drink til' they passed out and perished from choking on their vomit And the monster in the swamp looked like he was from Wallace and Gromit.
A New Challenger Approaches...TWICE!
Grendel wept for days, knowing his life was no fun. So he coped with it by crushing people, who has nowhere to run. He did this for twelve years straight, and ate Hrothgar's last gyro. At that point, he said "...To hell with it, Beowulf will be our hero!"
The noble warrior had arrived, when the time was just right. As he had spoken to the king about his plans for that night. Beowulf exclaimed: "We are not men but we are Geats. We are the most hip & cool with those Nae Naes and them Yeets." "So you say your men were torn apart and he ate your last gyro. I will fight him with my own arms. As Beowulf, your noble hero."
Beowulf stayed the night, waiting to fight the beast 1v1. Then he effortlessly ripped his arm off, and Grendel said he was done. Beowulf hung up Grendel's arm, as a trophy of his "efforts".