The newscaster brings on a guest who wants to stop the government spending on kitten genocide. The newscaster then brings in a expert bird watcher to tell the other guest how wrong they are for wanting to stop the genocide.
The bird expert gives a long a meaningless rant about how the cats are killing the birds and the birds are going extinct. Sad music is playing while the birds are disappearing
The guy gets arrested after he reveals on the news that he has not been paying his taxes to kill the cats.