I must be so drunk that i'm hearing things! I'm just going to go to bed. Maybe it was the Angel of the Odd.
I smell smoke! It's all around me. Hey there's a ladder by the window I'll climb out of my room!
All of my hair is gone! how will I ever find a wife now. I will never find the one.
I cannot get a wife. None of the women like my bald head. I lost it all in the fire. That's not my fault. "I now consider it a high time to die." I will dive into the river and past.
As the bird stole my clothes. I tried to chase it down, but fell off the side and grabbed onto the rope of the air balloon. I'm trying to hang on with all of my might, but would care if I fell into the deep sea. The sound of a voice came from above. It was the Angel of the Odd. He threw a bottle of rum at my head. He said "if you trust me let go".
As I fell into the water I woke from a deep sleep. It was 4 in the morning. "Thus revenged himself the Angel of the Odd.