The tale of two princesses... Athena and Aphrodite.
Once upon a time, there were two princesses. Their father Zeus, the king, had to choose which one would take the throne, as he was growing older.
Aphrodite was the saucier one, bringing home a different guy every day, and playing Master/Slave in the bedroom. She was quite demanding and horny. Being the older one, she was quite certain she would get the throne.
Athena was more one to just read and talk in the library. She didn't have suitors falling over themselves for her. Being the younger one, she was quite quiet and shy. Her best friend Theseus, however, was head over heels in love with her.
A few months later, their father died. They were about to read his will, and Athena was sad and defeated because she was certain he had picked Aphrodite. But he hadn't. He'd picked her. Aphrodite was mad.