Good morning.Tell me about yourself and why you want to work for our company?I don't know where to begin. UM..... I graduated High school, and worked at Burger King for the past five years. I um.. never went to college because I'm to cool. I want to work here because it feels so serious and I need the money.
What are some of your greatest strengths and greatest weaknesses?My greatest strength is super cool bro. I can skate up a half pipe with my eyes closed. My greatest weakness is my arm. I broke skating up a half pipe with my eyes closed.
What is your greatest professional achievement?When I was named employee of the month at Burger King. They let me wear a crown when I took orders. Then the fired me because I told a customer they were wrong about an order.
Where do you see yourself in five years?Hitting a gnarly jump snowboarding in the Olympics. Not breaking my arm if that's you next question dude!
What's your dream job?A really really famous video game designer with like ga-gillions of dollars, doing whatever I want whenever bro.
How would your old boss and co-workers describe you?As a super cool dude that has a wicked haircut that's good at skateboarding. They say I'm the coolest dude because I get them loads of tons of Fortnite wins dude.