Once upon a time, there was a man named Kevin. He was infamous for stealing from the candy store every week.
Kevin lived alone in a creepy lair by the river. Citizens of the town thought he was loathsome because he wore dirty, torn clothes everywhere he went.
One night, Kevin walked up to the candy store because the town seemed quiet. He was ready to gorge on candy like he did once a week.
As he opened the door to the shop, he heard a loud crash. When he stepped inside he was surprised to see a dragon with large talons. It was in the corner eating some candy.
Kevin tried to walk back out of the shop quickly, but the dragon turned around and saw him. The dragon flew toward Kevin and attacked him. Kevin fell down and saw livid bruises starting to form on his arms.
Kevin got mad and wanted to purge this dragon since it knew where the candy shop was. He caused great affliction on the dragon by throwing candy in his eyes. The dragon flew out the door. The end.