One day, Jimmy John, Billy Bob, Lardicus Joe, Chubster McDubster, Chester McJester, and Mustachio Pistachio were very bored one day in the stone age and decided to kick a rock around to have some fun. All six of them have been cavemen for a long time and believe that the rock doesn't hurt their feet.
The friends then used a spider web as a net to stop the rock from rolling any farther than it needs to. They did this because they believed it was unnecessary for them to run after a rock if they could use an item to stop it.
The six cavemen then realized something. They were very unpleased with how each opposing team plays.
The two teams got seriously mad with each other. They began to part ways and do their own thing.
Once the teams parted ways, each took a rock of their own to kick around. They did this for multiple days until one day they got very unhappy because they were doing the same thing over and over again. They decided to meet up and discuss there problems to try and resolve them.
All the cavemen met up one day and decided that they should stop being mad about everything that is unnecessary and make up with each other. They ended up making up and playing a friendly game that they eventually called Soccer.