Once we got inside he put on a table filled with jewels, diamonds, and gold! I overheard the guard saying that I was the perfect wedding gift, and realized I was going to be a gift for the princess' marriage. I mean what kind of 12-year-old princess doesn't like a very fabulous pot for her and her 18-year-old husband!
The Life of a Fabulous Pot By: Poyti the Pot
A WEDDING!! HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME!! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN READY!!
The wedding was quick, but the celebration lasted for weeks. It was AMAZING! I mean, who knew those royals could throw a party and it didn't help that it was near Christmas which made the party last even longer! They had my two favorite things; wedding cake and Christmas turkey!
Once all the partying was over, I was put into the cart with all the other presents, and we peacefully set off to our new home...UNTIL SUDDENLY!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! AND TO ALL A GOOD KNIGHT!!!!
BANDITS CAME! Actually, now that I think about it its a miracle they didn't attack us till now... But anyway, I fell from the cart, so the prince and princess ran anyway without me.
Come ON! We have to RUN!
Oh dear oh dear oh dear!
NO, NOT THE GOLD!
And so that is my humble tale, of how I ended up in this pile of dirt. So now I wait till someone can dig me up so I can tell them my story...Wait...who are they? Have they come to rescue me?