That confirms my expression that you are not a man but a feminine monstrosity
Lowest class shapes are isosceles triangles. Middle class is equilateral triangles. Professional men are squares and pentagons. Nobility are hexagons. The priestly order are those with many small sides and angles so they look round. Women are lines.
A pentagon discovered color and painted his family different colors. Soon, everyone in Flatland followed him and painted their families with color. Only the priests and women were not colored.
The king of Lineland doesn't understand that there is another dimension and thinks the square is feigning being clueless. The king also thinks he is a woman because he has one voice.