Cross Country kills?
Why are you running so much?!?!
He wont stop running... FOR FUN! He must be sick!
It's just cross country!!
At cross country practice...
He's staying late after school, wearing short shorts, and he has an unhealthy amount of neon clothing.
We're very concerned. I just don't understand. Always going on about VDOT and fartlek... I want my son back.
Gets home to find that his parents are concerned with his running obsession...
His parents insist he goes to the doctor to fix whatever sickness their son has that makes him enjoy and want to run.
Personal interview scene where parents express their concern for their son's new hobby.
voice-over of parents: "we tried grounding him and taking his running shoes away, but he found out on Runner's World that barefoot running helps build good form!" *son is sneaking out window barefoot*
Narrator Voice: "Talk to your kids about the dangers of distance running. Together we can end this growing epidemic and get our kids back on the couch and eating unhealthy snacks."
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