We are here on this sad day to mourn (or celebrate in some people's opinion not looking at anyone in particular) the death of our faithful friends together, Romeo and Juliet. These two star-crossed lovers were adamant that the be together. They did all they could to be together, but unfortunately that was not enough, so their short but wonderful time together has reached its end. They were friends of us all, and we thank them for that time that they spent with us. I know some of us had our differences with Romeo, and others, with Juliet. But all that matters is their love for everyone, especially each other. Blah blah blah wordity word word word something or other that makes everyone fall asleep for sure because it is so boring and dull so sorry for your loss of time and friend/friends and if now you can't get to sleep when you go home because you'll be wide awake since you're getting so much sleep right now and now I now why not many people showed up okay I have a better speech they lived they died and that's the end wake up everyone .