Welcome to Rap Battles of US History featuring Northern-love tarrif VS Southerns-Hate tarrif
Hey southerns, its not our fault that you're broke, you cant take our products away because of your own problems , not really awesome your brain needs to blossom.
You filthy brats have no self-respect , you only care about yourselves we have family to provide, these products are getting expensive, you rats just like being offensive
Nobody wants foreign competition , we dont' want our stuff to sell-out, oh wait you are a sell-out, you just don't understand our hard work
Hard work? the last thing you want to say is hard work, all you do is to slack off , making money, taxing us without any care, you look like you havent had air in 20 years, why dont you stop taxing and go take a bath