Do not eat from the tree that I am pointing to! It is my tree of wisdom, so just as a precaution, don't eat any apples.
God once shaped a man out of clay, he named this man Adam. He made a beautiful garden where Adam was to live. It had flowers, trees and waterfalls with animals walking around. Adam was tasked with naming god's animals. God thought Adam was lonely, so he made something for him
Getch'a apples here. Fresh from the wisdom market for the cheap price of your place in Eden!
God believed that Adam was lonely so he made a companion that would stay by his side for the rest of his life. A wife, named Eve. Eve was crafted out of Adam's rib, so she would always be a part of him.
God then blessed the pair of them and said "All of this is for you! Have everything you like! But don't touch my tree of knowledge, for when you eat from it you will certainly die."
No more Eden
She did it!
A snake, which was the devil in disguise asked the pair if they were allowed to eat from every tree, Eve replied that they were allowed to eat everything except for these apples. The snake then replied, God only doesn't want you to eat these apples because they will make you have the knowledge of good and evil and it will make them become just like a God! Eve believed this lie and took a bite of an apple, before convincing Adam to take one as well.
C'mon! Sainsbury is closed...
Soon Adam and Eve felt suddenly sick. They then realised that they were feeling guilty. Soon Adam and Eve became very afraid of God. They knew that they had disobeyed God.
Women are so unreliable!
GOd then found Adam and Eve hiding in the bushes. He Asked them 'Why are you hiding?' Adam and Eve replied'We were afraid that you would find us'. God then knew that they had eaten the apples. He then shouted ' You have disobeyed my orders! From now on you will live in hardship! You will have to grow your own food, and childbirth will become extremely painful!' At which, the angel Gabriel came down with his flaming sword and threw Adam and Eve out of Eden