Man it feels good to boil at 100 degrees. If I were you salt water, i would want to be drunk by someone.
I will stay until you get drunk by a human, oh wait, no one drinks you!
That may be so, but I know for sure that i am more pure so i don't have to work more, you are impure so you need to work more...
Well if you're bragging about boiling points, then why are you picking on me? After all, I am hotter than you! It takes me loads more degrees to boil! Also, we are more active 'cause we use more energy
Now no one will drink me... Now i am so much hotter...NOW I HAVE TO USE ENERGY!