Hello, Russian citizens! Today we will show you a beautiful, wonderful rocket! This rocket best rocket, as my associate will show you
Yes, this rocket be very good rocket. It fly high! Let our scientist explain the physics.
Hi, yes, this rocket has a solidified powder mixture in its ignition belt. The fuse is attached, an electrical charge is sent through wire attaching to the fuse which lights the powder and then, BOOM!!!
Russia, China, Cuba, North Korea, Vietnam, and Laos. These fellow Communist countries helped us build this beautiful rocket which we have honorably named Sputnik 2.0 love, Putin.
This rocket has an elementary amount of workers from around the world including…
I LOVE Sputnik 2.0! It helps me relieve stress and it kind acts as a unification device.
In fact, we’re even bringing the rocket to NASA CEO Elon Musk to see if he would make the design into a real rocket.
So, you’ve got a rocket. This is revolutionary! I’ll get my crew in on the project right now! (yelling offstage) Hey, quit the Mars mission, we’re making Sputnik 2.0!
If you want to fund the Sputnik 2.0 You can!
Or you can follow my associate into this room that is not a gas chamber! (winks) This rocket will make yours and everyone else’s lives better. NOW, POMOCH’ FINANSIROVAT’ ETO!!!
Please follow me into the “salesroom” if you will not call.