Riggilina was having a great day at her mansion's pool
Riggilina previously planted 50 Romaine Lettuces for Junior League, but only one big lettuce grew!
I am making a stew with this lettuce I hope it's not poisonous, Riggilino.
Wife, the lettuce won't kill you. It's fine!
Riggilina was taste testing her stew for Junior League, and thought it tasted delicious! But soon after, she was getting visions of lettuces dancing in her head.
Bless Riggilina's heart. She passed away on 12-1-18 from the possession of.... SCARY LETTUCE! She had E Coli-like symptoms and Riggilino was happy. What did Riggilino do to the Romaine lettuce?
Riggilino put a magical growth serum into the lettuce because he wanted to leave Riggilina. He knew the side effects of nausea, fevers, flu, dizziness, and visions. His plan worked! Riggilina was gone for good and he is in jail, with his old gang friends. No more Scary Lettuce ever again!