A young woman named Alison was married to an older man named John. There were two men Nicholas, a sly lover and Absalon, a simple performer that loved and wanted the young lady.
It's just us now.
Absalon and Nicholas wanted Alison for themselves yet her jealous husband John has no clue. They both try to win her over but she doesn't budge in.
Whos at the window.
Nicholas secretly mets Alison and they agree to get rid of John so they can be together and alone.
What did I kiss?
Nicholas tells john that they need tubs so they can survive a great flood just like Noah and his Arc. While they wait Nicholas and Alison sneak away.
While Alison and Nicholas are alone Absalon goes to the window to kiss Alison but they make him kiss their nether eyes. Nicholas puts out his bare butt for Absalon to kiss but with a hot poker he burns his bottom leaving him screaming.
Nicholas is branded on the bum, Absalon has kissed a nether eye, and while the two left John he fell from the tub breaking his arm as well as being confused and alone. Out of all people Alison is unharmed and safe.