I want people to read books because I think that'd be sick
(Pretend this is the inside of a subway)
*Insert quote from book here*
I'm gonna burn this book
Does Mr. Clown really love you?
(This is the part with the poem)
Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down.Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now were drinking 7up.7 up got the flu, now were drinking Irn Bru.Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now were drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke. People choke. Now were back to drinking coke.