Once there was a young Indian Brave named White Eagle who liked to hunt with his bow and arrow every night. One night he was walking home when he noticed grass that looked beaten down.
Alas they shall not return😭💔
The next night Eagle stayed at that spot and waited for the culprit to show up. All White Eagle found was one single star in the sky. Soon it came closer and he began to panic. But as it approached it wasn't what it seemed. This star was a shining basket. This was no ordinary basket, it lit up the night and surprised Eagle when there were at least 12 maidens sticking their heads out.
Did you kids put gum in the swear jar?
When the basket landed the pretty maidens jumped out and began to dance, as White Eagle hid in the grass. These maidens made Eagle feel happiness.
Mighty Eagle was enjoying himself until one of the maidens spotted him in a bush. (Bush Campers Unite) Eagle stood up and before he could explain what he was doing, the maidens were in the basket and gone!
What a shame *sqwuak*
On the way home Eagle remembered that it was still night out and that the glowing maidens just made it look like he was in the day. That morning his family did not believe him. Neither did the laughing towns people.