Jehovah's witnesses

Jehovah's witnesses
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  • Greetings. We are Jehovah's Witnesses. 
  • Howdy, I am a polyamorist.
  • Oh, you believe in more than one God?
  • We didn't get any training on this!
  • No, I believe....my wife is leaving me! 
  • The Almighty is here!!! 
  • Wait, you're really really real?
  • Do you do couple's counseling? 
  • Do you do couple's counseling? 
  • Quick, pray the gay away!!!
  • Ooooh, I can see up his skirt! 
  • Sorry my master! 
  • For representing me so shitty, you burn in hell forever! 
  • I am so erect. Does God know? 
  • ....and thats where we are at. How do I fix this? 
  • Would it surprise you to discover I don't give a fuck about your petty problems.
  • I'm not a counselor. I'm God. 
  • Wow, you're a first class asswipe and don't know counseling for shit.
  • No one likes you.
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