That's what I'm thinking, don't they realize that dogs are people too? We should take this to court.
Hey Bobby, I don't think we get enough rights. My owner is treating me like a dog or something.
Dear Mr. Mayor, I regret to inform you that me and my fellow dogs feel mistreated and under represented. I would like to propose a Bill that grants all dogs the same rights as humans and at least 1 dog in Congress.
I haveth readth what you have wroteth. Rights you shall be granted. I shall go brew up a bill.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Finally I haveth finish'ed my bill! Now I shall sendth my bill to Committee...
Time to revise some bills from the hoppers here in committee.
Hmm very nice. Now lets just add a few riders that give us $5000 for every person living in the U.S. and... DONE! Lets send it to the House of Representatives.